shutupaubrey:

did u finish ur homework? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u do the dishes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u walk the dog? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

are u listening to me??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

rnilkbreath:

failedtextpost:

rnilkbreath:

analprolapsing:

how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police

LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN

brooke tomatoes are fruits

FUCK YOU

internetexplorers:

rookieanimeartist:

internetexplorers:

[rich white dad voice] golf

what… the fuck

[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF